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• Saifool wants to be famous

  SEX AND THE C4

  Sodomy is a useful word
  recently said and heard,
  in Malaysian homes and offices
  it?s all about famous orifices.
  What is going on, you wonder
  when Bala steals the thunder,
  finger pointing the magic word
  to the delight of a horny herd
  Organs united, names forgotten?
  VIPs are really rotten
  Saifool he knows and did not know
  doubts about Aminah begin to grow
  of whose loose lips he was afraid
  but liked her other end instead;
  of course he knew it wasn’t right
  but it felt so good and tight!
  You could not hump like Greeks
  the Hindenburg?s fat cheeks;
  what her hubby found so succulent
  was making Rosmah trucculent.
  And so she thought, the time was due
  for a nice Mongolian barbecue.
  Enter the analyst, not so anal,
  who found the girl too banal;
  fearing supernatural harm
  from her juicy feminine charm,
  he hired Bala straightaway
  to keep the honeytrap at bay
  but private dicks were of no match
  for Aminah’s superlative snatch
  and now that Najib had had his fill,
  he would not share the till;
  right after the submarine deal,
  Aminah’s fate he would seal.
  Now Rosmah had one idea
  on how to kenakan dia
  “Let?s bomb the bombshell,
  let’s send her to hell.”
  Thus perished the hapless beauty
  after translation and booty duty;
  now Rosmah?s ass was happy
  until one blogger got yappy;
  this Hindenburg nearly caught fire
  yet to sue she has no desire.
  But Najib’s part in this murder
  will travel much further;
  despite his media actions
  and one or two retractions,
  some questions will remain
  a big part of his bane?
  how did Altantuya really die?
  and why did he have to lie?
  Did he pay off Bala savvily,
  or threaten to C4 his family?
  What acts could be more despised?
  With his money, we?re not surprised;
  after all, he’s such a bully beast,
  to him and him alone, at least,
  magic words that cannot apply?
  are useful for making rivals die.

  # 2008-07-9 at 16:21 pm

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